Reality Porn Blog: DANGEROUS DONGS unexpectedly appeared on my front porch. It was early one hot Saturday afternoon. I was afraid something had gone wrong with the wedding, but she quickly stopped my questions. "Doc, everything's fine. Except for one thing. I drove here to have one last day with you. I'm going to marry Bill, but I'm not married yet. Once I am, I'm going to be completely faithful. I haven't promised him that, yet. I love Bill, but I still love you, too!"